You know the evening is going poorly when I'm starting to route for Green Book to win over what was the apparent steamroller, Bohemian Rhapsody. The worst film to be nominated for Best Picture in more than a decade at least, Rhapsody swept every category it was nominated for going into the final award. I was honestly worried that, given what a mess this whole year has been for the Academy, that they might go all in on this terrible choice. Thankfully, a smarter choice (relatively) prevailed. I think had Rhapsody not been so close, I might be more upset by Green Book winning this.
The big shock of the night has to be Olivia Colman winning over Glenn Close. Wow, what a moment! I feel bad for Close, a legend who should have two Oscars already, and she clearly knew she was the prohibitive favorite this year. So she must have been double crushed to lose yet again (although I'm sure Amy Adams is glad she doesn't have to inherit the title of most nominations without a win just yet). But Colman's complete shock and delight at winning was such an all time moment. She was crying, laughing, lost her train of thought, and even called out Glenn Close as being the person she thought should have won. It was such a prefect moment on what turned out to be an otherwise lifeless night.
So yeah, that show. It was... fine? Not memorable in any way, not a disaster either. It started off on such a bad note with that Queen performance. Clearly 10% of the audience loved it and the rest were somewhere between bored and visibly bothered that the Academy was signaling out one specific nominated film so prominently at the start of the show. The producer of the show said that if a show is just "award, award, commercial, award," that it will be supremely boring, but then she never found a way to break that up and it proved to be boring. If the Academy wants to continue without a host in the future, which some people suggest they should consider, then they need to find a better format for the show. Maybe put in at least one montage somewhere. Don't make the person presenting Best Picture have to close out the show (Julia Roberts: "Apparently that is the end of the show, good night everyone.") Maybe spend a bit more time on each category showcasing the element you're awarding (this used to be a basic component of the show, showing us the actual sound in sound mixing or the screenplay pages for Original Screenplay). In other words, this show needed more flourishes to break up the monotony.
Random Thoughts:
- After missing it last year, I was back on my game again with the shorts: I got all three right, something I did two years in a row recently, no small feat.
- Loved Tyler Perry making a comment about how it was stupid to consider presenting any awards during the commercials. Good for him!
- Although, Best Makeup. Yikes. I don't know what those three were thinking when they came up the podium, but that was perhaps the worst speech I've ever seen. Disjointed, confused, a list of names. Not a good look and certainly more fuel for the John Bailey's in the world to cut this award in the future.
- But then there is something like the winner for Production Design. She gave such a beautiful, heartfelt speech that reminded us that the craft categories can provide as many great moments as any other category.
- Loved Spike Lee in every moment he was on screen. And him winning finally (and being announced by Samuel L. Jackson no less) was a great moment. Glad he finally has an Oscar.
- So, Cuaron makes it five years this decade in which a Mexican won Best Director. What an amazing string of wins and a clear indicator that other cultures are outpacing us creatively lately.
- Best presenters: Melissa McCarthy and her rabbits, Awkwafina and her excitement (she may be back next year if The Farewell does well), and Amy, Tina, Maya just having fun knowing they don't have to host the whole show.
- Mahershala Ali seemed genuinely ambivalent about winning a second Oscar for this performance. He seemed so conflicted about the whole experience of Green Book, which is a shame for him.
Here's hoping we see a big change in Academy governorship this year. I think a lot needs to be fixed about how the Oscars operate right now and going forward. They may have stumbled onto a way to shorten the show without a host, but they need to really rethink how the show works if that's the case (but don't mess with the actual awards or the speeches!). This whole Oscar season felt like a struggle and not a celebration, which was such a shame. I really hope the Academy figures out this identity crisis soon.


